End of Year Memoir
By: Max Duckworth
And Thus Began the Complexities of the Strange
After having completed seventh grade with my entourage of nerds, I eagerly awaited new arrivals. With the end of the 2010 class, our table sustained two losses of two not-so-valuable friends: Sebastian Alvarez and Mathieu Jacobs.
Mikkel, Brandon and I waited patiently in the W.O.L.F. room as we sought out new friends to assimilate into our nerdy clan. Unlike previous grades, we had let down our guards while seeking companionship. The novelty of meticulousness when seeking companionship had been abandoned so all were welcome.
Sadly, our loss of care had come back to haunt us with the arrival of quite possibly two of the most annoying people to have ever walked the earth: Vigan Osmani and Daniel “Leniad” Bouzas. They were eagerly accepted into our obscure society of freaks.
The boy in glasses—Vigan—resembled something of a weirdo by wielding an egg-shaped head and a spasm-encrusted walk. The rounded one—Daniel—seemed almost stranger; his fat lips seemed as if he was eating invisible food. Mikkel had brought the two people to the table for an initiation conversation. I almost dispelled them both instantly for I could not be seen hanging out with people like that.
Mikkel convinced that these people were worth my valuable time and I trusted him before due to his normality. However, this time, my trusting nature betrayed for I was now stuck with the freaks.
And thus began our first lunch and the complexities of the strange. We all sat at the nerd table—situated outside of Mrs. Walker’s room—and stared at each other awkwardly. Dyvon—the one who had the ‘crystal skull’ shaped head from Indiana Jones and the Kingdom Skull—broke the silence with his daily video game updates.
“Did you know that ‘Kane and Lynch 2: Dog Days’ is coming out soon?”
We at stared at him and thus began the rein of Vigan and his vast knowledge of random videogames. “Yes!” He raised his right hand and formed a fist that he then curled over his shoulder and pointed his elbow at us, “August 16th!”
Dyvon stared at the thing speaking to him and was dumbfounded. He was the previous videogame source for he spent endless hours on Gametrailers.com. “I think it will be good.”
“Yes. I believe it will.”
“Hmm. Maybe we are friends?” Offered Vigan.
Dyvon looked at Vigan intensely before confirming, “Yes, we are friends.”
Vigan was ravaged with glee. He had made his second friend. “What about Daniel are you friends with him as well.” Daniel was like Vigan’s pet; he was loyal, loving and admired Vigan with all of his heart.
Dyvon looked at us to confirm that Daniel was in fact allowed to join us. Looks of disgust pervaded the table at the sight of this new admittance. I nodded at Dyvon to say that I would allow this child on our vessel as did Mikkel. “Yes. Daniel may join our alliance.” Said Dyvon.
The lunch went on and the dawn of the strongest friendship ever emerged. The nerd table had grown by two. Two unconventional, weird, creep allies that would prove themselves as grand comrades.
“Hey, guess what.” Said Vigan. “Black Ops!”
And thus began the complexities of the strange.